gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

• Monday
• Monday #2
• Monday #3
• Monday #4
• Friday
• Saturday
• Pre-Monday

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

oomshi:

stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg